Nate
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Introduction
Known officially as Nate, this man is supposedly a teacher from some school in America. His most noticable form is that of Nate The Hobo, in which he appears sleeping on a couch under a pile of newspapers.
Nate The Hobo
This is Nate when he is sleeping under newspaper. It is thought that this picture was taken while he was on a skiing and snowboarding trip with his college.
Nate Snowboarding
Nate might actually be a snowboard instructor, or a regular teacher, or a hobo. The truth is yet to be discovered.
Nate Likes
He probably likes snowboarding and being a hobo. Perhaps moreso snowboarding because it keeps him active.
Nate Facts
- Nate can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
- You can tell if Nate has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
- More people are killed by Nate each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
- Nateicide is the killing of Nate.
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Nate!
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on Nate!
- The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Nate.
- The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Nate!
- Baskin Robbins once made Nate flavoured ice cream.
- Tradition allows women to propose to Nate only during leap years.
Cult Following
Ever since Nate was found on the internet, he began to gain a cult following. It began with only two silly university students from Australia, and soon enough he'll be all over the world (perhaps even take over the world).
Also a few people have started making artworks of nate, Mainly in the popart form. A few flash games are in the works, and hopefully sooner or later Nate will be the next big art form.
Nate Popart
a sample of some nate popart.
Nate in Australia
Surprisingly Nate has become so big in Australia, he's even become a famous dekstop popart form, at least 10-20 computers have at one point in the last few months have had this desktop of Nate, he seems to be rather popular on Apple computers especially in the computer labs in Victoria University of Technology.
Nate in The Sims 2
A "Sim" verson of Nate has been created in the people-simulation game, The Sims 2. Sim Nate lives in Hobotown, which was founded in 1721 by Nate Senior who is around 400 years old now and still alive.
Geneology
The males of the Hobo Family (Nate's family) only marry ladies by the name Kate. They seem to have a sick fetish, they only seem to like people with the letters are in their name. :o
Nate Links
- Nate photo gallery
- Nate the Great T-Shirt - If you are called Nate then this may be the t-shirt for you!
- See Paper-Nate Dance!
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